From the Journals of Star Trek the Next Generation's Wesley Crusher

I had to wait outside the holodeck
for like 3 hours waiting for
the captain to finish pretending
he's sherlock holmes. I finally got
in there and was
banging the 6 tited alien chick
in my harem program
when Jordi La Forge barged in.
He was all like
what the f--- are you doing
and I said, what does it look
like I'm doing
and he said, you can' t do
that in here. And i said
what, are you going to tell my mom.
he didn't say anything
so I swiped his glasses from him
and loaded my nascar racetrack
program.