Thursday, March 29, 2007

Senate backs Iraq withdrawal date
US troops in Iraq
US troops in Iraq: Coming home soon?
The US Senate has passed a bill calling for all US combat troops to leave Iraq within a year, defying a veto threat.

Iraqus Interuptus

also known as withdrawal or the pull out method, is a method of de-occupation in which, during armed occupation, the Americans are removed from Iraq prior to stabilization, primarily to avoid introducing peace into the region. Coitus interruptus may also more generally refer to any extraction of the army prior to ejaculation during intercourse. This method has been widely used for at least 2,000 years and was used by an estimated 38 million nations worldwide in 1991. Iraqus interruptus often results in pregnancy and civil war.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gil, man...you trip me out.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I'm not a big fan. Seems gimmicky and too overt a satire. Not as subtle as your best work.

Anonymous said...

The best thing about pulling out, is you get to see your (white) boys, all running like mad for glory, for paydirt, for da land-o-plenty, 'cause it's true 'n true what dey say, people don't believe in what dey can't see, and if you leave it in there, then can't nobody see dem seeds swimming, so I say pull out and play fire hose, and then you don't have to worry about any consequences, but it's sad to see your (white) boys lost in vain, they were just doing their job, all fighting for dat golden egg, but dere won't no egg, there won't no life to make, just a beautiful belly or back to die on, gloriously, with dignity, before the towel wipes their little white life away.

Bravo Co. Troop 69, Reynolds da Price is Right

Anonymous said...

Dear God, Gil. Can't you block that Reynolds creep?