White House official Libby guilty

Lewis Libby outside court in Washington
Lewis "Scooter" Libby was a key figure in the White House
A former key White House official, Lewis Libby, has been found guilty of obstruction of justice and perjury.

Red Rover (a poem)

Red Rover, Red Rover, send Scooter over

to Federal pound-you-in-the-ass-prison.