Saddam sentenced to death:
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I am the president of Iraq.
I am above you and your father.
I am the president of Iraq.
What about the innocents killed in Bagdad?
I am the president of Iraq.
Long live the nation.
I am the president of Iraq.
Down with the traitors.
I am the president of Iraq.
Down with the invaders.
I am the president of Iraq.
To hell with your articles and clauses.
God is with me!
Hit yourself on the head with that gavel!