Sunday, August 19, 2007

Utah disappeared.
Karl Malone refers to Karl Malone
as Karl Malone. The fault line of his
self must have shifted. The wives are
crying for their husband.
Polytragedy. lol. Coal minor's
daughters, be mine. I got mine,
Harold Miner. Be my baby, Baby Jordan.
Have you ever had an Asian minor?
A mine is a terrible thing to waste.
BTW, they're dead.

bone rank

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Michael Vick.
Did you ever see that movie, Michael Vick?
The one where the dog gets rabies
and attacks a family in a car, Michael Vick?
It wasn't rabies, Michael Vick.
Have you ever stood beneath the trees,
Michael Vick? Cho had a hammer.
Where were you, Michael Vick? Were you
hunting with a dog, Michael Vick? Were you
quiet, Michael Vick. Shhh...fall asleep,
Michael Vick. Hit me in the end zone, Michael Vick.
You'll never be a voice in SHREK, Michael Vick.
Kujo called...he wants his sequel back.

Saturday, August 18, 2007


dear posh,

Ive flown too close to the sun
I am the gallexy
my tan is the wholeness
that holds you like
a grapefruit in
havana
your rape victum haircut
bends
there was this time I played in italy
and this little
korean man jumped on the field and
we walked thourgh the tunnel
there hand in hand

luv,
becks