iPod catches fire in pants

Another soundbite about Iran
another college speaker controversy
the white ninja yawned, napped,
and rose to look out over the fallowed
housing market
the blackwater river. A TSA employee with an
iPod caught his pants on fire. And it wasn't
because he played
"Sexual Healing" on the device
which reminds me,
I used to think maybe
sexual healing would help out the Shiites.
It's not
a story about what happened
it's about what could have been. Ninja
do you wet your mask
with tears? Yeah, ninja,
I wish we could float a moderate
electable candidate too. Ninja
I'm gonna vote for you.