The deputy mayor of the Indian capital Delhi has died a day after being attacked by a horde of wild monkeys.

SERIOUS HEAD INJURIES

It may look like we are
training larger, more
ferocious monkeys
to guard us from the hordes
of smaller monkeys. We know
what what we are doing,
Deputy Mayor; we know
what we did. Evolution
is an infestation too, Deputy
Mayor, an infestation in
your mind. We're reversing
the process, Deputy Mayor,
eliminating ourselves, one
by one, species by species,
ridding the world of thoughts
our heads are thinking--the
slowest suicide bombing
the world has ever seen.