Gerald Rudolph Ford (born Leslie Lynch King, Jr., July 14, 1913 – December 26, 2006

Pardon me, Leslie,
America's first and
only king--not a vote
was cast. You dabbed
a wounded country
with injustice. It
is still infected (CNN
has ratings-induced amnesia).
But unlike other monarchies,
America doesn't believe
in Divine Rights.
Hopefully someone will
resign or get impeached
from heaven. As for me,
I'll be dodging it.
But I'm not worried,
you'll let us all in
--me, Squeaky, Ms. Moore
--eventually.